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Korean BBQ Conveyor Belt Restaurant in The Market Common!

These restaurants were invented in Osaka Japan in 1968 and NOW Myrtle Beach has it's first conveyor belt restaurant!

 

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Sun-Sational Tips: The Do’s and Don’ts of Sunscreen Application

Ah, the great outdoors—the sun on your skin, the ocean breeze in your hair, and the very real threat of ending up as red as a lobster if you skip sunscreen. Proper sunscreen application isn’t just about avoiding the dreaded vacation burn; it’s about protecting your skin like the unsung superhero you are. In the spirit of learning (and laughter), we’ve outlined the right ways—and some delightfully absurd wrong ways—to slather on your sunscreen.

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Funnel Cake: Which topping is the BEST? Our expert technicians weigh in!

Ah, funnel cake—a swirling masterpiece of deep-fried indulgence, powdered sugar, and pure joy. Few fairground treats evoke the same nostalgic excitement as this crispy-yet-soft delight. But while the base recipe is a universally adored marvel, the real question lies in the toppings. Which glorious garnish truly deserves the crown as the best funnel cake topping of all time? We dived into the history of this beloved treat, examined regional nicknames, and ultimately arrived at an answer: strawberries and whipped cream reign supreme. (And yes, we’ll be taking no prisoners.)

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Myrtle Beach 2100! What will Myrtle Beach look like in another 75 years?

As we hurtle toward the distant shores of 2100, the Myrtle Beach of tomorrow promises advancements and innovations so groundbreaking, they’ll leave the modern-day tourist boggled. From culinary evolution to AI-assisted leisurewear, the future of this beloved seaside destination is brimming with possibilities. Here are 10 bold predictions for Myrtle Beach in the year 2100—each one as absurd as it is inevitable.

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We asked this seagull where the best ocean front eatery was, he stole stole our french fries and flew away!

It was a breezy afternoon in Myrtle Beach when we hatched a brilliant idea. What if we asked a local seagull for its recommendations on the best oceanfront dining? With its insider’s view of the coastline and a diet consisting entirely of “found cuisine,” surely no one—or bird—was better equipped to guide us to the area’s hidden gems. Equipped with a notebook, a basket of fries, and boundless optimism, we set out to consult Myrtle’s most ubiquitous resident.

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How many towels does Myrtle Beach go through in a year?

Let’s face it: no vacation to Myrtle Beach is complete without a trusty towel. From drying off after a swim to defending yourself against rogue seagulls intent on your fries, towels are the unsung heroes of every seaside getaway. But have you ever wondered just how many towels Myrtle Beach tourists go through in a year? Let’s dive into this fluff-filled phenomenon with some (mostly) accurate calculations, sprinkled with a healthy dose of humor.

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Get that Hermit Crab, and make a lifelong friend!

For many vacationers visiting Myrtle Beach, hermit crabs have become a beloved souvenir—a tiny reminder of the coast that they can take home. These quirky creatures, often displayed in colorful tanks at local shops, are undeniably fascinating. But while their charm is easy to fall for, caring for hermit crabs is a complex responsibility that many pet owners underestimate.

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Myrtle Beach Food Truck Festival Returns April 11-13!

Myrtle Beach is gearing up for one of its most popular springtime events—the Myrtle Beach Food Truck Festival! Set to take place over three days, the festival will feature incredible food, live music, craft vendors, and even a chance to meet Retro Myrtle Beach Guy, the beloved local personality.

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The Tourist Mind, our scientists unlock the secret of Vacation Brain!

For generations, scientists have been stumped by one of humankind's most fascinating mysteries: what happens in the mind of a tourist? At long last, the brilliant minds at S & E Labs have cracked the code. Prepare yourselves—because when a tourist enters what researchers are calling "vacation mode," the brain becomes a cornucopia of chili dogs, mini golf courses, and firework stands. Yes, it’s as delightful and chaotic as it sounds.

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How to Be the Sultan of Smack Talk on the Mini Golf Green

Mini golf isn’t just a game—it’s a high-stakes battlefield where putters are your weapons, windmills are your foes, and your real goal isn’t the hole-in-one, but supreme verbal dominance. If you’re ready to tee up some sass and leave your opponents emotionally bunkered, then grab your neon golf ball and let’s dive into the goofy, glorious art of mini golf smack talk!

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Myrtle Beach's first conveyor belt restaurant, Mura

Nestled in the heart of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, Mura Bar and Restaurant offers a unique dining experience that blends Korean-inspired cuisine with a modern twist. Located at 1390 Farrow Parkway, this cozy spot has become a favorite among locals and tourists alike for its innovative approach to dining and its warm, welcoming atmosphere.

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10 excuses why you have to stay in Myrtle Beach Monday too (for your boss)!

Myrtle Beach: home to golden sands, killer seafood, and the kind of good vibes that make you forget all about spreadsheets and deadlines. But what do you tell your boss when Monday rolls around and you’re still basking in that beachy glow? Fear not—here are 10 delightfully ridiculous excuses to keep the dream alive (and maybe give your boss a laugh).

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