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Sun-Sational Tips: The Do’s and Don’ts of Sunscreen Application

Ah, the great outdoors—the sun on your skin, the ocean breeze in your hair, and the very real threat of ending up as red as a lobster if you skip sunscreen. Proper sunscreen application isn’t just about avoiding the dreaded vacation burn; it’s about protecting your skin like the unsung superhero you are. In the spirit of learning (and laughter), we’ve outlined the right ways—and some delightfully absurd wrong ways—to slather on your sunscreen.

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Funnel Cake: Which topping is the BEST? Our expert technicians weigh in!

Ah, funnel cake—a swirling masterpiece of deep-fried indulgence, powdered sugar, and pure joy. Few fairground treats evoke the same nostalgic excitement as this crispy-yet-soft delight. But while the base recipe is a universally adored marvel, the real question lies in the toppings. Which glorious garnish truly deserves the crown as the best funnel cake topping of all time? We dived into the history of this beloved treat, examined regional nicknames, and ultimately arrived at an answer: strawberries and whipped cream reign supreme. (And yes, we’ll be taking no prisoners.)

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Myrtle Beach 2100! What will Myrtle Beach look like in another 75 years?

As we hurtle toward the distant shores of 2100, the Myrtle Beach of tomorrow promises advancements and innovations so groundbreaking, they’ll leave the modern-day tourist boggled. From culinary evolution to AI-assisted leisurewear, the future of this beloved seaside destination is brimming with possibilities. Here are 10 bold predictions for Myrtle Beach in the year 2100—each one as absurd as it is inevitable.

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We asked this seagull where the best ocean front eatery was, he stole stole our french fries and flew away!

It was a breezy afternoon in Myrtle Beach when we hatched a brilliant idea. What if we asked a local seagull for its recommendations on the best oceanfront dining? With its insider’s view of the coastline and a diet consisting entirely of “found cuisine,” surely no one—or bird—was better equipped to guide us to the area’s hidden gems. Equipped with a notebook, a basket of fries, and boundless optimism, we set out to consult Myrtle’s most ubiquitous resident.

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How many towels does Myrtle Beach go through in a year?

Let’s face it: no vacation to Myrtle Beach is complete without a trusty towel. From drying off after a swim to defending yourself against rogue seagulls intent on your fries, towels are the unsung heroes of every seaside getaway. But have you ever wondered just how many towels Myrtle Beach tourists go through in a year? Let’s dive into this fluff-filled phenomenon with some (mostly) accurate calculations, sprinkled with a healthy dose of humor.

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